Pesky Asgard

Pesky Asgard is a song not only sung by the crew of the copperheart, but these specific couplets and this variant was written by the crew in it's days of height.

Begin

What shall we do with pesky Asgard?
What shall we do with pesky Asgard?
What shall we do with pesky Asgard?

While our ship keeps walking.

Ref.

Raid, rape, and rob there hides off.
Raid, rape, and rob there hides off.
Raid, rape, and rob there hides off.

While our ship keeps walking.

All couplets

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<Sentence>
<Sentence>

While our ship keeps walking.

Last couplet

That's what we do with pesky Asgard.
That's what we do with pesky Asgard.
That's what we do with pesky Asgard.

While our ship keeps walking.

Possible Couplets

  • Throw 'em in a pot with boiling water,
  • Cut of all there ears and make a necklace,
  • Kick 'em when there down and laugh about it,
  • Throw 'em overboard and steal there copper,
  • Cut 'em with a sword and pis in there wounds,
  • Make 'em fight eachother, for our fallen angel,
  • Sacrifice their souls, to the mighty Ratish,
  • Pursue them with vigor and call them cowards,

Examples of crewmember couplets

As done in the copperheart chant , most crewmembers either thought of their own couplets soon enough (or they where thought of for them) to sing during the long and boring days sailing the ship:

  • Make 'em drink a few, with copperliver,
  • Lock 'em in a room, with the quartermaster,
  • Let Copperbeak, pick out all there eyes,
  • Make Copperhand, break all there frail bones,
  • let Maeve, mix them a few potions.
  • Tell Coppersoul, that they insult him.
  • Give Copperfaith, free reign on there soul.
  • Copperlocks will be showing them chaos.
  • Skin their hides for the maps of Coppereye.
  • Keep Copperarm far away from them.
  • Make Copperbreath turn the Copperheart on them.
  • Give 'em a taste of mumble's cooking.
  • Let 'em wrestle Toemba, on the ships deck.
  • Give Art his swords and let him at 'em.
  • Make Copperleg, break all there weapons.
  • Let the orc Fosco, learn them some manners.
  • Tell Coppershade, that they are a target.
  • Get Copperscales to dance on there corpses.
  • Let Copperbone turn 'em into ashes.
  • Let Copperchain get scary on 'em.
  • Make Copperheel step on their slim toes.
Last updated Fri, 16-07-2021 10:55 by Anonymous
Created Wed, 10-02-2016 10:57 by Anonymous

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